CELEBRITIES

Most bartenders and waiters seem to have a "most famous person ever served" list.Then again, sometimes it's more of a "wish list," instead of a real list.
I've seen and served quite a few of the famous, (and also the infamous), and it's not really a big deal anymore.
Working at Duke Zeibert's Restaurant was one of the best places for celebrities.
Duke's was definitely a sports mecca. Redskins headquarters. George Allen always came in on Sunday night when they won a home game. Then Monday afternoon, Duke's would take a victory cake out to Redskins Park. Sonny Jurgensen was a regular. Also Billy Kilmer.
Those days were old-school Redskins.
Also remember Hubert Humphrey coming in, and Peter Lawford from the Rat Pack.
Peter Lawford drank a brandy and milk, with brown granulated sugar on top. When I asked him how his drink was, he said: "Terrific!"
It was also an honor to see CBS commentator Eric Severeid there.
Ay Mel Krupin's Restaurant, I remember Charlton Heston coming in with his wife. He drank Remy Martin.
When the new Duke's opened at Connecticut and L Street, N.W., it was still a sports mecca.
Morrie Siegel, legendary sports writer, had his regular table in the front.
Jack Kent Cook also had a regular table.
When Mark Rypien came in, the staff besieged him for autographs. Randy Zeibert had to tell us to leave him alone. But hey, the Redskins were hot stuff then!
John Travolta came in and had his photo taken with the staff. Funny thing is, he was the only one looking at the camera. The entire staff was looking up and staring at him. He was very gracious.
Ted Kennedy was in a lot, as also former House Speaker Tip O'Neill. Tip often got "chicken in the pot" to go.
Had my photo taken with Al Gore. Vice-President at the time.
Pat Sajak and Vanna White. (Vanna, gorgeous as ever!)
When Jewish comic Jackie Mason was in for dinner, I asked him for an autograph for my wife. My shirt must have been wrinkled. He look at me and said: "Does your wife do your 'shoits' for you?"
Actor Jerry Lewis was in for dinner. He ordered lobster. He also signed an autograph for my wife. I took a photo of him with Duke. For the photo, Jerry put the lobster claws in his nose. Terrific photo op!
Heavyweight boxing champ Riddick Bowe was in, and everyone was calling him champ. Which he was. And a perfect gentleman he was also.
Paul Shaffer from the David Letterman Show strolled into the bar one night. I took a photo of him with one of my customers. Paul then asked me if I wanted one too. "Hey, why not!" I said.
One classic photo I took was actor Tony Curtis standing in the foyer of the restaurant. I was using black-and-white film, with available light. It came out beautiful, one of my favorite portraits I ever took.
(I guess you've gathered that I'm also a photographer.)
Harry Caray, famous St. Louis Cardinals and Chicago Cubs sports announcer was also in one night. Two very beautiful "arm ornaments" hanging on to each side. He ordered a Budweisser, which we didn't carry.
Actress Cybill Shepherd was there, looking very stunning.
Tending bar at Signature's Restaurant was very political. Everybody on the Hill seemed to be a regular there.
But Hollywood and music also.
Arnold Schwarzenegger came in. When he came up to the bar, I shook his hand, and he ordered a Tanqueray Martini for one of his associates.
Mickey Hart, drummer for the Grateful Dead was in for a sushi dinner. I went up to the table and asked him for an autograph. I called him Mr. Hart. His dinner companion said to him that I was the third person that day who called him Mister. He was very gracious and polite. He also looked great (I mean, he is, or was, one of the Grateful Dead.) He looks the opposite of Keith Richards.
Miss America was in one night. She had photos taken with customers and staff. The restaurant manager came behind my bar, and asked two guys who were sitting there if they wanted their picture taken with Miss America. They replied: 'We're not "star f____rs." I told them they were better off coming behind the bar and having their picture taken with me.
At the Oval Room Restaurant, Hillary Clinton was in for lunch. I took some photos of her leaving, and I remember the Secret Service asking the White House photographer who I was. (I use professional equipment.)
Also got a photo of President George Bush (the first pres), with the owner. He told me to snap away!
Wolfman Jack, of "American Grafitti" fame, was there one time. He looked like Orson Wells.
Lanny Davis, special counsel to President Clinton, was a somewhat regular at my bar. He outlined his book, "Truth To Tell," on my cocktail napkins. Lanny is one of the nicest guys I've ever met. He gave my family and I a private tour of the White House. I felt very honored to have got that.
Lanny is also a great jazz pianist. Seriously! I've heard him play on the Oval Room bar piano. His wife was with him, and sang along. She is a fabulous vocalist.
Chief fund raiser Terry McAuliffe often droped by after work with his staff for cold Amstel Lights. When President Clinton called him on his cell phone, Terry would get up off his bar stool, walk over to the side of the room, and say: "Yes Sir, Mr. President."
(Things you never see or hear in Omaha!)
But for the top of my "most famous person ever served" list, the honor goes to:
John F. Kennedy, Jr.
He came in the Oval Room for lunch one day. About a year before he died. One of the very few days that I ever worked lunch. I've always been a night barman.
He came in incognito. Sunglasses, very preppy, with a back pack slung over his shoulder.
He was by himself, and ordered a ginger ale. He was waiting for two other people. He was very polite, very quiet and reserved, and was a real gentleman. No airs about him.
When his guests arrived, they went into the dining room for lunch.
My fifteen minutes of fame.

Celebs now are old-hat to me.
After seeing so many of them, I barely give them a glance anymore.
They put their pants on the same as I do: one leg at a time.
Now that I think of it: there's more celebrities in jail than bartenders in jail!

But there is one famous person who I would absolutely flip over:
Paul McCartney!
If I ever get a chance to meet Sir Paul, I would get on my knees and start bowing!
No, I'm not a Beatle fan, I'm a Beatle FANATIC!